Either We Make You a Hero Ad in 30 Days…

Or We Pay You $2,500 and You Keep the Ads Anyway

Your last agency wasted your time and money. We’re so confident we can beat your best ad that we’ll literally pay you if we don’t.”

Prove Us Wrong — Apply Now

Either We Beat Your Best Ad in 30 Days

Or We Pay You $2,500 and You Keep the Ads Anyway

Your last agency wasted your time and money. We’re so confident we can beat your best ad with our innovative, sales-focused UGC that we’ll literally pay you if we don’t.


Unleash the Future of SaaS at EventCon


July 17-19th | 9 AM
Grand Conference Center, Cityville


Join a dynamic community of professionals for workshops, expert-led seminars, and invaluable networking opportunities.

Sound Familiar?

  • You’ve burned thousands on ads that couldn’t sell a bottle of water in the desert.
  • Your last agency ghosted you faster than your Tinder date.
  • You’re terrified to spend another dime — but even more terrified of staying stuck.
  • Meanwhile, your competitors are scaling and making you look like an idiot.

Yeah. We know. That’s why we built the only offer you literally can’t lose on.

How the ‘Hero Ad or $2,500 Therapy Fund’ Works

If we win → you scale with us.
If we lose → you keep the ads and we Venmo you $2,500 for wasting your time.

Expand your horizons at the top conference for professionals

Featuring hands-on workshops, insightful seminars from industry leaders, and extensive networking opportunities, EventCon will equip you with the tools and knowledge to move forward with confidence in your career.

Interactive workshops

Gain practical skills through workshops led by seasoned professionals.

Expert-led seminars

Learn from industry leaders about the latest trends and strategies.

Networking opportunities

Build valuable, lasting connections with peers and mentors.

Career advancement

Discover new opportunities and tools to propel your career forward.

Why Would an Agency Be Dumb Enough to Do This?

“Because we actually know our sh*t.
We’ve been the quiet weapon behind brands doing $5K/mo to $500K/mo.
We don’t ‘hope’ our process works — we’ve tested it, optimized it, and weaponized it.
Most agencies hide behind ‘trust the process.’ We’re putting $2,500 on the line and betting on results — because we know how this ends.”

Proof This Works

(Even if You’re Jaded)

This Client's Conversions Increased 5X

"Since we started

these campaigns,

we have taken off,

maybe 1000% of

where we were at."

- Linda O.

This Client

Got 30X ROI

"Get Hyped are the absolute

masters of creator content!"

- John O.

Who This Is (and Isn’t) For

✅ You’re already making $5K+/mo and running ads
✅ You’re tired of safe, boring agencies
✅ You want UGC that actually sells
✅ You’re okay with us being blunt (and funny)

❌ You’re pre-revenue (go sell something first)
❌ You want “influencer vibes,” not performance
❌ You’re allergic to results or sarcasm


Limited Availability

Ready to Finally Stop Playing Small?

We only take 5 brands a month for this program — because making hero ads isn’t some cheap Fiverr hustle. If you’re reading this, there’s still a spot open

What our attendees are saying:

“EventCon was a transformative experience. The workshops and seminars provided actionable insights that I could apply immediately.”  

— Jordan S.

“The networking opportunities at EventCon were fantastic. I made connections that have already led to new career opportunities."

— Morgan W.

“The expert speakers were incredibly knowledgeable. EventCon gave me a fresh perspective on my career path.”
  
— Casey R.

FAQ's

Is this a scam? 

Short answer: No.
Long answer: We’re not Nigerian princes. We’re an agency that’s so tired of scammy, overpromising marketers that we decided to do the opposite: put $2,500 of our own cash on the line. If we suck, you win. If we win, you scale. Everyone’s happy except your competitors.

What's the Catch?

There isn’t one — unless you consider “we only work with real businesses already doing $5K+/month” a catch. We’re not here to build your brand from scratch. We’re here to outgun your current best ad and scale what’s already working.

Why $2500? Why not $5000?

Two reasons:
1. That’s the number we pulled out of a hat that’s big enough to hurt us but not big enough to bankrupt us.
2. It’s enough to make you pay attention (and also pay off a few therapy sessions after your last agency).

What happens if you actually lose?

You keep the ads. We Venmo you $2,500. And then we cry into our Slack channel about it.

How do you measure if your ad wins?

We agree on the KPI upfront — usually CTR, ROAS, or CPA vs. your current best-performing ad. If we don’t beat it, you get the cash. No weaseling out.

Why would you do this?

Because agencies are boring, predictable, and untrustworthy. We wanted to create an offer that makes you stop scrolling, laugh, and think, “I’d be an idiot not to try this.” Plus, we’re confident as hell in our UGC.

No retainer. No excuses. We win, or we pay you $2,500 for wasting your time. Seriously.

Join us live or virtually

Experience the sessions in the way that best suits your needs. Choose from our in-person event or join the sessions virtually from anywhere in the world.

In-person attendance

Location:
Grand Conference Center, Cityville

Immerse yourself in the full experience with live workshops, networking opportunities, and face-to-face interactions with industry leaders. Enjoy exclusive access to breakout sessions and social events.

Virtual attendance

Platform:
EventCon Online Portal

Join us from the comfort of your home with our seamless virtual platform. Access live-streamed keynotes, interactive workshops, and virtual networking rooms. Engage with speakers and fellow attendees with real-time Q&A sessions